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Full Monty Bobbing - Coots
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From the Coots collection. Coots bobble head figurine titled Full Monty. Reads ''As in life... 'The show must go on.''' This old coot holds a sign that says ''Next Full Monty in five minutes.'' Makes a perfect gift for that Over the Hill Coot. Made of resin. Measures 7.25'' tall. The truth revealed about these once thought to be mythical beings: Can grow hair on most parts of his body with the exception of the top of his head. Repeats the same story of winning the junior high 100 yard dash. Forgets the simplest things or has what he calls ''Senior Moments.'' Once fabled to be six feet tall, but now only 3 feet 8 inches with slippers. Most of his communication consists of hacking, burping, passing gas and yelling out obscenities, often in the context of a family wedding or funeral.

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